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kristian.
hey dude.
12/29.
I like penguins because they are the coolest animals on the planet.

Tue-May-2012

If a clock gets hungry it goes back four seconds.
Once you’ve seen one shopping center you’ve seen the mall.
Acupuncture is a jab well done.
Jumping off a Paris bridge makes you in Seine.
Bakers trade recipes on a knead to know basis.
Your calendar’s days are numbered.
I break into song if I can’t find the key.
A dyslexic poet writes inverse.

If a clock gets hungry it goes back four seconds.

Once you’ve seen one shopping center you’ve seen the mall.

Acupuncture is a jab well done.

Jumping off a Paris bridge makes you in Seine.

Bakers trade recipes on a knead to know basis.

Your calendar’s days are numbered.

I break into song if I can’t find the key.

A dyslexic poet writes inverse.

(Source: thewhatever, via christinetruong)

Tue-May-2012

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